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chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

I think about this post every fucking time I say it

meizhun: hey I hope you’re doing okay oh that’s good yeah I’m...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:57:14 -0400

meizhun:

hey I hope you’re doing okay oh that’s good yeah I’m fine goodbye

coolcatgroup: cobaltdays: if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:55:55 -0400

coolcatgroup:

cobaltdays:

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

setheverman: just got a grand piano and you know what that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:54:39 -0400

setheverman:

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

ffractaa: computervsworld: as we all know, the best vines are...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:52:30 -0400

ffractaa:

computervsworld:

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

This made me v happy

elvhenani: theladyofthedarkcastle: trentmaverick: rudegyalchina...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:52:56 -0400

elvhenani:

theladyofthedarkcastle:

trentmaverick:

rudegyalchina:

2opinionatedblackgirls:

ashweenis:

shadykingnick:

erickaashleyy:

stop-regretting-start-living13:

pchcrew:

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: ren...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:48:02 -0400

feminists-against-feminism:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:26:19 -0400

suffocaine:I pray to my sulk

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:25:36 -0400

suffocaine:

I pray to my sulk